Okay, I just had to blog this one.. not because I have an
amazing solution that will save people lots of hassle, but because
of the complete bizarness of it. There's very little information
online about this problem, so hopefully if anybody else has this
problem, they'll find this, share their experience, and best case
scenario come up with a solution that we can blog for the rest of
the world. I wouldn't wish what I've gone through today on anybody
else... it wasn't fun!